whitewhoreneedsmoreblackcocks:

ultrafacts:

Coolest movie theaters from around the world.

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Now on my “bucket list” to visit each theater and enjoy a movie night there.

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homeiswheretheheartsare:

Loki: Thoooor, there is a dead human in our house. Thor: Ho…Hey…How did he get here?Loki: Thooooor, what did you do?!Adapted from ‘Llamas with hats’

homeiswheretheheartsare:

Loki: Thoooor, there is a dead human in our house. 
Thor: Ho…Hey…How did he get here?

Loki: Thooooor, what did you do?!

Adapted from ‘Llamas with hats’

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deducecanoe:

kawaiiasaurus666:

fromthemarinadistrict:

FUCK

PLEASE CREDIT THE ARTIST; THE MERTAILOR!! HE SPENDS A LOT OF TIME ON THESE TAILS AND THEY ARE HOW HE SUPPORTS HIMSELF AND HIS BOYFRIEND!! CREDIT ARTISTS! ALL OF THESE TAILS ARE HANDMADE BY HIM!!

His website is :https://www.themertailor.com/

His Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mertailor

I wanna be a mer-person

(Source: eclectic69, via koppersmiles)

apparentlyrussian:

the-arctic-fox-498:

offensiveheritage:

This was on the news today, are you kidding me?

pretty sure my cat is smarter than most jury panelists

someone please kill me, i don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

sharonosaur:

George Carlin was too real

(Source: maplesurple)

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

(via sunshinelollypops-and-rainbows)

lunarshinobi:

reallyfoxnews:

Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183. 

The brunette part is really important.

Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Brunettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.

And as for redheads.

You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.

(via sophisticatedsideponytail)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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afrodite-xo:

I just wanna make you cum, make you breakfast, and make you happy.

(via the-speckledblonde)

Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

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